"The Weekend of that Concert" Guide to staying awesome

So as the "Weekend of the Concert" fast approaches you better get your survival guide ready. Rarely are you more likely to get nabbed on this campus for a backpack full of Brewskis or an occasional hobble step. Nonetheless if you want to have some fun this weekend I have some Recommendations in my "Weekend of that Concert Guide to staying Awesome"

• Jog with a Backpack full of soda cans. This will really fluster the police and its even more fun when you don't consent to any searches. Be sure to make your way between lakeview and the baseball field if you want to get attacked from the bushes.
• Yell out your windows to strangers. With all the stuff going down on campus lately be sure to let your friends and neighbors know about those creepy folks walking circles around your Tower, Lakeview, or Dorm.
• Wear very Americanized clothing. We all know a great Bob Marley shirt can get you through life but why be the kid they decide to jump out for.
• Plan Ahead. The more of a plan you have going into "The weekend of the concert" the more likely you are to execute it with awesomeness and stick with your friends.
• Go Early. Anything that is going on has time limits, the fun can only last so long so the earlier you go to anything this weekend the more fun you'll be able to have.

Well that is my plan for the weekend. I have to attend the SSDP Northeast regional Conference, but I'll be at the concert rocking out so feel free to come up to me and critique the guide.